Lunch cancer

; the growth of items in your lunch box that have a high sugar and/or saturated fat content.

It is also what you get when you mistype 'lung cancer' and autocorrect picks it up. I've been avoiding lunch cancers well and have recently made an exciting discovery. Mountain Bread. Like a lavash or square tortilla, but lighter, stronger, more wrappable and healthier - organic whole wheat flour, water, salt - that's it (in the variety that I have the moment, there is also rye and corn options). It's a great step towards eliminating lunch cancer.

My salivary stone has also passed (more like a sharp little seed in density than a stone).